Mr. xxx, Amerisave nor any of it's investors will be able to approve your loan today, next month, in January. Period. Your loan application with Amerisave and our corresponding investors is not and will not be approved.
Thank you for your application.
So... umm... how soon do you think we could get this loan done?
(WTF?!? How RUDE! As a side note, she got all pissy in an earlier email as well.) The website says they have funded over 10,000 loans. However, I was around loan number 276,500. That means they only fund like 3-4% of all applicants. Gee, I wonder why?