I have an IPod listed on ebay and I was sent this email:
Email: Is it black or white? Thank you, Karen
Of course, I had to reply in my usual tone:
My Reply: The titles says white, the description says white, and the picture is white. When I ship it, I'll put in a black one.
People really are fucking idiots. As a side note, when I send out emails to people, I try to fit the entire thought into one sentence because I find that most people I deal with are incapable of reading more than one sentence in an email, therefore anything else I write after the period gets ignored, so I find that I use lots of comas and these elongated sentences that string together multiple thoughts without ever taking a breath for fear that whatever I have to say becomes ignored or forgotten anyways which is something that i simply can't for the life of me understand, oh by the way I never knew this before but it seems that my Dad actually reads this blog so I just wanted to give my Dad a shout out and wish him a Happy Birthday because I never had a chance to actually call him but it's not that I had forgotten I was just really busy that day being a Dad myself so i sure hope he can understand and thanks to everyone that actually reads this blog that I update every now and then, but never seems to be nearly as often as I come across these types of stupid people and situations. This sentence, however, no one will read.