Entries by -=LRK=-

The website has been broken for the past year, and I just never had time to fix it. So, now that it is fixed, I will start reposting to it soon.

I order products directly from China to resell in the USA. It comes as little surprise to me why more don't do this.

China: I have confirmed that the 5310 can not used in America.
Me: Do you have another phone similar to 5310?
China: There are 5310 BT and 5310 for your choice.

What!? We JUST said the 5310 was NOT for USA. I then ask for a USA phone, and you recommend 5310. Your killing me.

I get a billing statement in the mail, that I usually ignore. This time, I happened to glance at it. At the bottom of the first page, very easy to miss, it said "Important Information located on the last page." So, I flip to the last page, and in fine print, I shit you not, it says "Starting next month, your paper billing statement will incurr an addition $9.95 charge. To avoid this, go to blah blah blah... and sign up for electonic billing." WTF?!?

I called sprint because they screwed up on my billing. Now, I keep getting these annoying calls asking me to take a survey. "Push 1 to complete this survey."

I hate getting out of bed in the morning.

It is rare that a company makes their way onto this blog. Therefore, I would like to congradulate Partyka Chevrolet - Mazda - Isuzu - Truck on 200 Skiff Street in Hamden, CT 06517 for making it not once , but TWICE for their sleezy dealings. Congrats to Partyka!

I received a Post Card in the mail, that said the following:

URGENT RECALL NOTICE

We are sending this notice to inform you that your '03 Mazda 6 is in need of an Important Safety Recall SSP 71 Fan Control Module. To ensure continued safe operation, schedule an appointment. Blah Blah Blah....

Why did this make the list?

#1. The Fan Control Module Recall was released 3 YEARS ago

#2. All this recall did was shorten the length of time the fan would spin after the car was shut off, hardly a safety issue.

#3. If they did any research, they would know I already had this done.... 3 years ago.

#4. I never bought my car from them, so they should not care about me.

#5. The ONLY reason for this post card is to get me onto the car lot. Then, while I wait for this minor repair, they get a chance to low ball me on a trade in, and over charge me on a new model.

The other posting that involved this sleezy dealer can be found here: http://www.pebkac404.com/index.php?/archives/244-Stupid-Story-12-15-06.html

You have got to be kidding me.

Person #1: Were there two-headed dragons?

Person #2: .... What?

Person #1: Well, Dragons were around in the middle ages right?

Person #2: >.........< I swear, I want whatever you have been smoking all your life.

Person #1: Wait... so, there weren't any dragons?

Person #2: This is going on the website. You do realize that, right?

I have an IPod listed on ebay and I was sent this email:

Email: Is it black or white? Thank you, Karen

Of course, I had to reply in my usual tone:

My Reply: The titles says white, the description says white, and the picture is white. When I ship it, I'll put in a black one.

People really are fucking idiots. As a side note, when I send out emails to people, I try to fit the entire thought into one sentence because I find that most people I deal with are incapable of reading more than one sentence in an email, therefore anything else I write after the period gets ignored, so I find that I use lots of comas and these elongated sentences that string together multiple thoughts without ever taking a breath for fear that whatever I have to say becomes ignored or forgotten anyways which is something that i simply can't for the life of me understand, oh by the way I never knew this before but it seems that my Dad actually reads this blog so I just wanted to give my Dad a shout out and wish him a Happy Birthday because I never had a chance to actually call him but it's not that I had forgotten I was just really busy that day being a Dad myself so i sure hope he can understand and thanks to everyone that actually reads this blog that I update every now and then, but never seems to be nearly as often as I come across these types of stupid people and situations. This sentence, however, no one will read.

Fortune Cookie: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Wonton or Dumpling?

What the Fuck!?!?

I saw this listing for a house. Yeah, I am all over that:

Property to be sold as is, where is. Needs total rehab. Copper stripped. Bring Flashlight. Enter at own risk.

Yeah, I feel really welcome. I can't wait to start.